Unfortunate Second Place finishes of the last week.

Two things:

Obama and Hillary are hashin' it out to see who has the right stuff to take the grand stage in November and make outlandish promises to their fellow Americans which they cannot possible deliver upon. There is no clear winner so far, but early exit polls show that Hillary is a heinous witch. If Obama gets one state tonight he's going to be the likely winner, but no one will say that. As a matter of fact, Hillary will proceed (recede...) by trying to grab voters with ever crazier gimmicks until eventually she is cage fighting a pack of wild apes. At this point Brian Williams from NBC will come out and say that Obama actually was the winner much earlier and thanks for staying tuned in.

The Kentucky derby was last weekend. I heard on the radio that all of the horses racing were related to one another by a single horse dating back in the 60's. This means that the gene pool of the horses at the race that day was as shallow as the gene pool of all the Kentuckians watching the race. If you don't remember the Kentucky state quarter I'll remind you, it is a picture of a woman changing a baby's diaper while her father and husband (same person) punches her in the kidneys and all of the rest of their 8 children are running around grabbing at each other. What I'd like to mention though is this, the second place horse ended up being euthanised because it broke both of its front ankles while trying to catch the first place finisher. A harrowing second place finish indeed.

Now, I'm not suggesting that anyone put Hilary down. But I think Hillary ought to be transported away from the next primary in a horse ambulance, because she is finished.